maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitely not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im allergic to bananas.  

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

lanashiftdelrey:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

perform the following ritualimage

sniffing:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

hey guys can someone phototshop zayn into this selfie or photoshop me into a pic with zayn somehow and ill give u a hug, if you do tag me or mention me as gnarly :))

wasnt what i was expecting but ok


lmao yas


WHAt


I CANT STOP LAUGHING Omg


WHY DID SOMEONE PUT JUSIN BIEBER ON MY FACE BYE


goodbye forever


this post is a train wreck johnny, just like ur life!

trust:

still wondering how they made this movie

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